Rokk 'n' Roll
The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its most stupid member divided by the number of mobsters.
Terry Pratchett (via ravenwitch)

Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff - two master assassins…

Well duh. When your opponent knows the same master assassin shit you do, sometimes you gotta go back to playground tactics

andrewquo:

amusinghowell:

bramvangerrewey:

collegehumor:

How to Flip People Off Around the World

So instead of liking a Thai person’s status on Facebook, you’re actually flipping them off.

instead of peace in britian and australia; its flipping them off

cause fuck peace

In Britain the V for Victory sign is done with the palm of the hand facing towards the person you’re signalling. If you see the back of the hand, that’s being flipped off. Also, the middle finger thing is being flipped off here too.

andrewquo:

amusinghowell:

bramvangerrewey:

collegehumor:

How to Flip People Off Around the World

So instead of liking a Thai person’s status on Facebook, you’re actually flipping them off.

instead of peace in britian and australia; its flipping them off

cause fuck peace

In Britain the V for Victory sign is done with the palm of the hand facing towards the person you’re signalling. If you see the back of the hand, that’s being flipped off. Also, the middle finger thing is being flipped off here too.

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

That was the thing about thoughts, they thought themselves and then dropped into your head, in the hope that you would think them too.
Terry Pratchett - ‘I Shall Wear Midnight’ (via malefeatures)

audy-teaze:

ivy-and-twine:

Man Crush Monday:  Jason Momoa

Crush crush any day

This is all what you have to do, you walk along the Streets at Night, shouting, It’s Twelve O’clock and All’s Well. I said, What if it is not all well, and he said, You bloody well find another street.
Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett (via winedarksky)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries