Rokk 'n' Roll

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The Librarian was, of course, very much in favour of reading in general, but readers in particular got on his nerves. There was something, well, sacrilegious about the way they kept taking books off the shelves and wearing out the words by reading them. He liked people who loved and respected books, and the best way to do that, in the Librarian’s opinion, was to leave them on the shelves where Nature intended them to be.
Terry Pratchett, Men At Arms (via elinskan)

castielcampbell:

#I CAN’T DECIDE IF THIS IS HILARIOUS OR GENUINELY SAD

#prolly genuinely sad #cause he’s not even talking about Banner #he’s talking about Mark

flutteringazure:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

HEY. HEY TINY FANDOM. LISTEN UP. TV SERIES. COMICS. NOW FLAIL!

*flails*

She got on with people. Practically from the moment she’d been able to talk she’d been taught how to listen. And when Sybil listened to people she made them feel good about themselves. It was probably something to do with being a… a big girl. She tried to make herself seem small, and by default that made those around her feel bigger. She got on with people almost as well as Carrot did. No wonder even the dwarfs liked her.
She had pages to herself in Twurp’s Peerage, huge ancestral anchors biting into the past, and dwarfs also respected someone who knew their great‐great‐great‐grandfather’s full name. And Sybil couldn’t lie, you could see her redden when she tried it. Sybil was a rock. She made Detritus look like a sponge.
Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant (via 3parts)

The only person Bucky is sexually attracted to is himself. God he’s hot. Tony can empathise with this.

The only person Bucky is sexually attracted to is himself. God he’s hot. Tony can empathise with this.

bonnsexuality:

sam-cortland:

Never apologize for your fluency in english.
If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english.
Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english.
Be proud of your mother tongue.
Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.

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The other puzzle is: why are vampires always so stupid? As if wearing evening dress all day wasn’t an undead giveaway,
Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum (via myfantasyquotes)